Reasons Why I Shouldn't go Christmas Shopping by Myself with the Kids...

• Grafton insisted on pushing his brother in the double stroller and made it fall backwards so that Deklan was head down in front of a group of people waiting in line at Macy's.
• The large double stroller barely fits through doors and between racks holding merchandise.
• Potty breaks (poop and pee) at the most inconvenient times.
• Deklan decided to have a melt-down at the beginning of lunch resulting in food all over the floor and BOTH of us.
• Deklan was also wanting to nurse during his fit and proceeded to lift up my shirt and show all of the busy holiday shoppers my white stomach.
• Grafton stood in the stroller, with only him in it, and caused it to tip backwards for a second time that day.
• We temporarily lost a shoe.
• Only two gifts were purchased.
• We got on and off the same elevator 3 times because I could not figure out which floor we needed to be on.
• My feet ached, my head hurt, and I was completely exhausted by the end of our trip!